Elementary School Zing!
Carli: You remind me of a movie. You're funny.
Jamie: We are a movie. A comedy.
Carli: Nah. More like a three-page chapter book.
It escalated perfectly.
Nick: I just haven't got the wristband yet. What am I supposed to wear on my arm?
Me: You can just tie the banana hammock around your arm.
Nick: But then what will I wear around my...
I successfully converted a bunch of kids at my work, who are fans of new Katy Perry, to old Katy Perry. One Of The Boys > Teenage Dream forever.